Doctor Fart Key Ring

Recommended by leading Phartologists: The world famous Doctor Fart Key Ring has six amazingly realistic fart sounds for you to let rip whereever and whenever you like and then blame on the innocent!

Never silent! Always deadly!

Featuring six (6) great fart sounds:

1. The "On The Spot" Fart: Completely out of the blue!
2. The "Discretely Disguised" Fart: So extremely loud, you have to cup your hands to your mouth and cough just as it is released.
3. The "Creaking Door" Fart: Very dry & squeaky.
4. The "Relief" Fart: It’s about the pure relief of finally farting!
5. The "Trouser Ripping" Special Fart: Normally happens when you're sitting down and is generally known to hurt like hell!
6. The embarrassing "Wet ‘N’ Wild" Fart: Guaranteed to stain your pants & leave you with a sticky sensation as you walk.

Get all these great fart sounds in one hilarious key ring!  The perfect gift for nearly anyone!