The "Pub Landlord" is the awesome quick witted and multi award winning character creation of comedian Al Murray. 

This great "The Pub Landlord - In Your Pocket"  talking voice keychain features Al Murray saying the following hilarious phrases:

• "Pint for the Fella. Glass of white wine / fruit based drink for the lady".
• "I was never confused".
• "This country is called Great Britain. It would be called amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like you, pulling the average down".
• "If we didn't have rules then where would we be ay? That's right, France".
• "Is your Dad proud of you? He's never said so has he mate? (and that's not cause he's bottling it up)".
• "You disgust me".