We’ve all been in the situation where everyone’s working away and suddenly a putrid smell hits your nostrils. There’s not much you can do but try in vain to figure out who it was while you breathe through your suit lapel. Now whenever someone lets rip make sure the entire world and their aunt knows about it by quickly slapping the fart alert button and hiding under your desk.

Perfect for home and the office, it’ll humiliate the unfortunate culprit with a randomly chosen phrase to ensure everyone is aware it wasn’t you that spoilt the air. For example: “5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – BBPPTTHT – oops” or “Ooops…that one burned”. It might be disgusting and childish behaviour to your mum. But to us it’s unashamedly funny!

We think that these stand-alone desktop buttons are the ideal office accessory to help you get through a hard days work. Especially when all the people around have completely lost their sense of humour and need a bit of livening up. Give this button a toot and watch the whole place lighten up a touch!

Now all you need is a matching gas mask to save you from the effects of someone’s nasty botty burp.

So why not combine it with the Remote Fart for a one-two whammy of childish bodily-function based humour? You know it makes sense.

Features:

• Slap the red button when someone farts
• Fart Alert says a random phrase
• Requires 2x AAA batteries