Did you know? When you leave your workspace for even one minute your mischievous co-workers invade your cubicle, steal your staples and highlighters and erase irretrievable files from the hard drive of your computer. Luckily, you can guard your PC or Mac with the unfailing, super cool USB Bouncer!

The handy USB Bouncer plugs into your computer and protects your workspace. A motion sensor in his jacket button detects when potential intruders are near and he will issue one of these six random warnings:

• 'You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
• 'Not today mate'
• ''You're not welcome 'ere'
• 'If your name's not down, you're not comin' in'
• 'You're not comin' anywhere near here lookin' like that'
• 'Come over 'ere if you think you're hard enough'

The ideal gift for any office worker